-I feel the love.
I feel the love. I feel the complete opposite
of Trump at last night’s World Series. I do.
[ Laughter ] Did you see what happened
last night? President Trump
and the First Lady went to the World Series
in Washington. And when they showed them
on the jumbotron, the crowd didn’t seem thrilled. [ Crowd booing ] Yeah.
[ Laughter ] Then Trump turned to Melania, and was like, “Wow, they
really don’t like you.” [ Laughter ] -The best. -Now Trump is doing everything
he can to spin it. At first, he was like,
“They weren’t booing. They were chanting
Ruuu-dy Giuliani.” [ Laughter ] And today Trump said —
[ Applause ] “Actually, they were chanting
Uuuu-kraine call was perfect.” [ Laughter ] “Ukraine call was perfect.” After all the booing,
things got real ugly. At one point, fans started
chanting, “Lock him up.” Check it out. [ Crowd chanting “Lock him up” ] -Yeah, some people thought heckling Trump
was disrespectful, then every outfielder who’s ever played in New York,
Boston or Philly was like, “Toughen up, buttercup.”
[ Laughter ] “I’m getting hit with D-cell
batteries for nine innings.” [ Laughter ] Meanwhile, in the upper deck, fans hung a giant banner
that said, “Impeach Trump.” Finally enough security
showed up and they were able to take down
the banner and remove Hillary
from the stadium. And so that was it.
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] It was a whirlwind day
for Trump. At 9:00 a.m., he announced we
took out the leader of Isis. By 9:00 p.m., he announced we were taking out the guy
in charge of the jumbotron. [ Laughter ] Some 2020 news
over on CBS last night — Joe Biden appeared on
“60 minutes” for a sit-down interview
with Norah O’Donnell. It was a good interview. At one point though, Biden said
that the reason President Obama hasn’t endorsed him is because
Biden asked him not to. Yeah, right.
[ Laughter ] It’s like a middle schooler
saying, “I do have a girlfriend. I just asked her not to come
to the dance with me.” [ Laughter ] “She lives in Canada.”
[ Laughter ] Business news here — I heard
that Lyft is offering people free rides if they’re going to
a job interview. That way you can text
your interviewer, “I’ll be there in five minutes.
Wait, six. Sorry, 15. I got to reschedule.” [ Laughter ] I saw that
for the 2020 Olympics, Toyota is launching
new driverless taxis, but they still will have
a driver inside the car. [ Laughter ] Perfect for anyone
who wants their driver to solely focus on
forced conversation. [ Laughter ] And finally a new study found
that White Claw gets you drunk faster
than any other drink and leaves less of a hangover. The study was done by
a team of researchers known as “The Real Housewives.” [ Laughter ]
We have a great show.