I am the way and the light, except occasionally the light is muzzle flash Alright, shooter ready. Jesus ready! Stand by! *beep* Blessed is the ammo can of Antioch! Alright, that’s all I am gonna have time to shoot. I have been thinking about peace, but I decided to try a more violence based approach today. Hurry *beep* Time! Aaaahhhh! Aminus Dominus, Keep TAPCO off of us! *beep* Aaaahhhh Damn You! Smite that one! Aaahhhhhgg! Get behind me Satan! Oooohhooohhh! Blessed is the power! You had a miracle jesus! It was the holy double! Woohoo! Jesus! *beep* Good Shootin’ ! Alright unload your… Shooter ready. Ready! Stand by! *beep* Jesus ex machina! Hurry! *beep* Time! Your Own…
Alright Shooter ready. Personal… Jesus! Stand by! *beep* Some to hear to your prayer! Some one who shares! Your own… Personal… Jesus! Someone to hear your prayers, someone whose there… Boomdidadum deedadumm badada doom babadaa When at home and you’re all alone Flesh and bones by the telephone Pick up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer! buhdeedadoom buhdeedadoom buhdeedadoom buhdeedadoom Your own… Personal… Jesus! Hallelujah! Someone to hear your prayers Someone you cares… Shotguns! Your own… Boomstick… Jesus! Someone to feel the gauge someone to rage badoom badoom badoom… babom babom bombom, babom babom bombom, babom babom bombom, babom babom bombom come on! Don’t fail me now! Aaaahhh! You’re failing me now! We need the Bejesus miracle!
I have faith! The miracle of the spinner! The Gospel of the Gauge, Jesus!
One more! One more! Go go go! *laughter*
Load! Load! Load! *beep* Time! Aaaahhhgg! Oooohhh
Boo! *heavy sigh* Alright, Shell clear, clear, muzzle up. I have chosen…. poorly… *laughter* I’m shooting an original Winchester model 1887, lever action shotgun in 12 gauge. They came in ten and twelve. And it’s from the first year of production! A high grade gun! Fire in the hole Boys! Can’t see anything! *beep* Over!
Got it! Bless you, my child, for taking Saint Browning into your life! With thine Holy Black! Indeed, with thine Holy Black. Shiny! Let’s be bad guys! That does not look like Vera. It’s a replacement. hhmm Best I got right now. One time, apparently, about a gazillion men came to kill you. This is…
I think this is where I get Vera. After I kill all these men. Couldn’t see, so I just kept shootin’ ! Hurry hurry hurry! *beep*
Aaaahh! Nice! Look at that! 20.0! Nice!
I made it?
Yeah, 20.0. Stay thirsty my friends!